WHAT CANNABIS TO TRY BASED ON YOUR ZODIAC SIGN
We are fortunate to live in a state of legal recreational cannabis, but the dizzying array of strains and products can befuddle even the most seasoned of stoners. With hundreds of different strains available, why not look to the stars for inspiration? We matched up 12 of our favorite products with each sign of the Zodiac, read on with our Caliva Cosmic Cannabis Horoscope and find your place in the stars.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries’ are natural-born leaders who don’t mind taking charge and leading the squad out onto the dance floor. As the youngest in the Zodiac, you exude confidence and energy, but can at times be capricious and impatient. With a relaxing, cerebral high and over 30% THC, an indica-dominant strain like Alien OG can help tame some of the ram’s more impulsive tendencies, without putting a stop to the party.
Your cosmic strain: Caliva Alien OG Cannabis Flower
Most likely doing: Throwing an 80’s themed house party.
Famous stoner: Seth Rogan
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Like the bull this sign is named after, Tauruses are stubborn and resilient, but can also be gentle and calm. You appreciate beauty and aesthetics and take your creature comforts very seriously. Whether it is trying a new concentrate in your tricked-out dab rig or indulging in a gourmet meal, you deeply enjoy activities that align with your chilled-out personality (Taurus season begins on 4/20, after all). With a relaxing yet uplifting effect, Fun Uncle’s Don Zkittlez hash transforms a humble bowl or joint into a feast for the senses, so you can maintain your chill vibe without lulling this gentle beast to sleep.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
With large personalities and even larger egos, Geminis thrive being the center of attention and are naturally curious. Known for their duality, the twins seamlessly shift gears from being the life of the party to having deep, intellectual conversations. An uplifting sativa-dominant strain will allows you to tap into your creative side while focusing your racing thoughts. Try this Caliva Daybreak vape and bring the party wherever you are.
Your cosmic strain: Caliva Daybreak Sativa Vape Cartridge
Most likely doing: Picking up the acoustic guitar and leading the group in an off-key sing-along.
Famous stoner: Bob Dylan
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancerians wear their hearts on their sleeves and are the most loyal and intuitive beings in the Zodiac. They are natural caretakers who find joy in deeply meaningful relationships and love to be in their cozy home surrounded by friends. As a highly emotive water sign, Cancers can benefit from low-dose cannabis edibles that soothe your anxieties and open you up for social connectivity. Whether it’s being passed around a bonfire or baked into some incredible chocolate chunk cookies, this infused chocolate bar is sure to bring the hermit crab out of its shell.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Ultra confident and bold, the lion is a larger than life character who thrives in the spotlight. You are loud and proud and you like your weed to be the same. A top-shelf flower like Bad Apple’s Poison Paradise is great for Leos that prefers a high that doesn’t leave them couch-locked while keeping some of that chaotic energy in check. As a cross between the legendary Blue Dream and Dream Star strains, this sativa-dominant bud allows you to bask in a wave of calm euphoria without putting you down for a catnap.
Your cosmic strain: Bad Apple Top-Shelf Cannabis Flower
Your activity: Posting massive rips from your designer bong to your 20k followers on Instagram.
Famous stoner: Barack Obama
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
As the neat-freaks of the Zodiac, Virgos are analytical, hard-working and excel at organization. They are also health-conscious and interested in cannabis as part of their wellness ritual. Virgos are ruled by Mercury, which makes them highly intelligent and a bit neurotic. You likely would want to avoid products with too much THC, lest you end up rearranging all the bookshelves in your apartment at 2:00 am! Find your bliss instead with a lotion infused with CBD and THC. Excellent for pain relief and inflammation, this non-psychoactive salve is your one-way ticket to the chill zone.
Your cosmic strain: Caliva Muscle + Joint Inflammation Lotion
Your activity: Marie Kondo-ing your entire apartment.
Famous stoner: Cameron Diaz
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Glamorous, fun and social, Librans are the charmers of the Zodiac. You are obsessed with perfection and hate it when things do not go according to plan. As you can gather from the scales symbol, balance is very important for Librans, so a hybrid pre-roll like Fun Uncle’s Super Session is terrific for keeping things in harmony. Infused with artisanal bubble hash, this flavorful smoke will keep this high flying air sign on an even keel.
Your cosmic strain: Fun Uncle Super Session Hybrid Pre-Roll
Your activity: Snapping selfie #263 in a hot tub holding a pre-roll.
Famous stoner: Gwen Stefani
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
As a water sign ruled by the red planet, Scorpios are a juxtaposition of contrasting traits. They are fiercely loyal and protective of those they love, but can be cold and uncaring when crossed. As highly intellectual beings, Scorpios enjoy engaging in deep, philosophical conversations when stoned. A euphoric indica hybrid like Z-Cube can prepare your mind for a truly revealing journey, with a surprisingly energetic edge to keep you from going too far down the rabbit hole.
Your cosmic strain: Caliva Z-Cube Indica-Hybrid Cannabis Flower
Your activity: *hits blunt* “Why do noses run, but feet smell?”
Famous stoner: Matthew McConaughey
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
The Centaur is the explorer of the Zodiac, always ready and down for an adventure. While playful and fun-loving, Sagittarians are also fiercely independent and brutally honest. A clear-headed classic sativa like Jack Herer produces an uplifting and energetic effect, minus the mental haze. Whether you are sparking it up in a hand-rolled joint or blazing it in your favorite smoking apparatus, it’s clear skies ahead for your next adventure.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Ambitious and practical, Capricorns are the overachievers of the group and excel at getting sh*t done. The sea goat is also a sensitive being who’s known for being a bit uptight. Toasties are a great option for the Capricorn to take a break from the intense pressure they put on themselves. With its discreet form and low THC, you can chill out and let your hair down without being that guy or gal.
Your cosmic strain: Caliva Toasties Filtered Pre-Rolls
Your activity: Going to the museum and being mistaken for the tour guide.
Famous stoner: David Bowie
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarians are best known for their social activism and humanitarian. They are idealistic dreamers and a little crunchy. With a strong sense of equality and justice, the water-bearer is deeply passionate about legalizing cannabis for all. This high-flying air sign pairs well with a balanced hybrid strain like Roadie OG. With rich notes of earthy pine and bright citrus, this versatile strain allows you to focus and plot your next world-changing movement.
Your cosmic strain: Fun Uncle Roadie OG Hybrid Cannabis Flower
Your activity: Signing Change.org petitions for fun.
Famous stoner: Bob Marley
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Piscians are the dreamers and artists of the Zodiac. Deeply sensitive, these fishies are naturally empathetic and have a lot of feels. Their imaginative and creative nature pairs well with a calming hybrid strain like Wedding Cake. With a relaxing and euphoric effect, you can achieve a sense of calm without getting swept away in the current.